I was in 6th grade when a couple of older kids I knew or knew of from my neighborhood approached me and my friend when we were playing with my Star Trek walkie-talkies with a proposition. They wanted to borrow my walkie-talkies to communicate with one another while they robbed someone’s house in…
Excited for more of these
Michael Che speaks to Jim Gilchrist, president of the Minuteman Project, about the “invasion” of immigrant children.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg. WIN.
Look how crazy that assclown Gilchrist’s eyes are. We need to get these kids into this country because we are clearly too inbred.
More SNL hiring news: Natasha Rothwell, Streeter Seidell, and Jeremy Beiler Join SNL’s Writing Staff
This is great!
Click through and watch “Flight Attendant Safety Instructions,” possibly the funniest sketch I ever saw on Maude Night.
1. Hell yeah Natasha! Well deserved!
2. Welp, now I know why Streeter canceled his London gigs.
Well this is great news!
FUN FACT FOR COMEDY NERDS: In 2006, the first improv class* I TA’d at Washington Improv Theatre was taught by Natasha, AND ALSO Aparna Nancherla was in that class.
*The focus of the class was on how to make awesome news for other people about yourself.
Amazing news!! Natasha is fantastic and will thrive at SNL. I’m also loving the WIT to NYC comedy train
The PIT is proud to announce its new improv house team schedule. The team names below are temporary. Shows start TONIGHT (MON, JUL 21). Thank you to everyone who auditioned!
SUPER FREE MONDAYS
Team Walrus – Robert Chernow, Ben Elliott, Tessa Hersh, Andy Kimler, Jarrett Kotarski, Jamie LeeLo, Brian McCarthy, Mikey Montalbano
Team Carpenter – Mauricio Bermudez, Ryan Clark, Pete LePage, Eitan Levine, Jay Malsky, Isabelle Owens, Nikki Plyem, Jenn Welch
Team Duchess – Leigh Adel-Arnold, David Frasure, Ron Hill, Kathleen O’Mara, Keith Panzarella, Sean Reidy, Austin Rye, Luke Ward
Night Shift – Jamie Aderski, Leila Ben-Abdallah, Matt Catanzano, JW Crump, Morgan Ferretti, Sarah Grodsky, B.J. Thorne, Garrett Willingham
Team Queen of Hearts – Mehdi Barakchian, Tom Brennan, David Carl, Nate Foster, Becky Krause, Monique Moses, Tamsi New, Cole Orloff
Navy Blue Seals – Dawn Harris, Mickey Hawtrey, Brian Jauch, Sarah Morgan, Ray Munoz, Christine Piñeiro, Brad Stuart
Team Tweedledee – Sean Duffy, Dillon Geyselaers, Christine Holt, Josh Hurley, Tom Lisi, Emily Mathwich, Tim Mele, Ren Peir
Team Tweedledum - Zachary Ames, Elizabeth Blue, Abbie Harper, Frankie Johnson, Jake Keefe, Dana Krashin, Bernard Maynore, Austin Sanders
SUPER FREE WEDNESDAYS
Team Mad Hatter - Langston Belton, Julie Sharbutt
Team Cheshire Cat – James Coker, Michael Greene, Tim Racine
Team White Rabbit – Oscar Montoya, Taylor Newhall, Will Nunziata, Chris O’Brien, Alexis Saarela
The Studio System – Jonathan Desley, Danielia Donohue, Kaitlin Fontana, Paul Gutkowski, Adam Luke, David Rysdahl, Jared Smith, Beth White
Gypsy Danger – Nick Carrillo, Joanna Shaw Flamm, Meredith Hackman, Dan Hartley, Devin Heater, Ben Jaeger-Thomas, Evan Kaufman, Mitch Lucas
Sheeple – Alyson Cripps, Bill DiPiero, Lucas Hazlett, Toby Knops, Philip Markle, Sarah Peele, Jeff Scherer, Keisha Zollar
Family Haircut - Gary DeNoia, Erick Hellwig, Margaret Lyons, Reilly Owens, Rachel Rosenthal, Mandy Schmieder, Phil Wells
Team Alice – Jennifer Bareilles, Mary Guiteras, Caroline Martin, Raquel Powell, Julie Rosing, Pat Swearingen, Nina Williams, Claire Yale
Ali & Friends - Ali Farahnakian & special guests!
I wrote this! Please click through and read the whole thing.“The town of Inarajan, located on the southwest coast of Guam with a population of 3,052, flicked her long red hair out her eyes and sighed. People were always telling her she was beautiful, but she just didn’t see it. She examined herself in the mirror carefully. What was so beautiful about large violet eyes, long slender limbs, and the ruins of several colonial Spanish forts? Certainly she was nowhere near as lovely as her friends Tumon, a tourist hub featuring over 20 large hotels and a Duty Free Shoppers Galleria, or Andrea, who wore a C-cup. Inarajan’s mother entered, her mouth tightened with disapproval. Inarajan’s mother did not understand her. It was as though they were from two different worlds: Inarajan was just a small coastal village, and her mother was an invasive species of brown tree snake from the Phillippines. “It’s time,” said her mother. “Must I?” said Inarajan. “You must,” said her mother. She hesitated, and Inarajan thought she might say something to comfort her, but her mother merely shook her head and decimated Guam’s indigenous bird population.”